May 2012
5 posts
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
Meat
When I ate meat, I always took a bite out of each chicken nugget to make sure the last one I ate was the best one. Now I do the same thing with watermelon.
April 2011
1 post
Thugs don’t do flip-flops. Yo, no matter how much vacation I’m on - we been to...
– DMX
Do thugs make an exception in prison showers?
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
1 post
Harsh but true? →
I agree.
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
I wish I were food
not so you’d eat me
I wish I were food
so you’d love me
May 2010
8 posts
john darnielle (of the mountain goats) and i are going to see cannibal corpse. ...
– Jamie Stewart, Xiu Xiu
Doing things is how things get done.
– Chuck, on the topic of doing (via chuckhistory)
Too wise.
I can’t handle a music tumblr.
thismyjam:
Entertain by Sleater-Kinney
April 2010
1 post
http://cuteboyswithcats.tumblr.com/ →
Call it what it is. Hipsters with Cats.
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
:’(
If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they’d get along OK,...
– A.J. Jacobs
October 2009
1 post
July 2009
3 posts
In a Savings Shocker, the Government Discovers... →
Oh, how I love the Onion!
June 2009
2 posts
I’m sorry.
May 2009
5 posts
If I wouldn’t have been lucky enough to have the profession I have, I probably...
– Justin Timberlake
(via zachlinder, yourkitchensink, imkevin)
So this explains the comedic disaster that is ‘NSYNC.
I’m sorry I have nothing pretty to share. Ever.
April 2009
5 posts
Flickr! →
All over deez netz.
Blip.fm →
I have one. I don’t know why.
Justice Stevens Renders an Opinion on Who Wrote... →
fuck
it.
fuck
you.
fuck me too.
March 2009
1 post
You with the playing, me with the napping again. Next year. Sorry about that.
February 2009
9 posts
My SXSW Sched is so pretend. →
For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t...
– Stuart Chase
Tu hijo está mal en cama.
– Mi compañera de trabajo a su suegra cuando su esposo estaba enfermo en cama. Jaja…
Are all of Carrie Underwood’s songs about getting crunk?