Why Elaborate?

Wish I had bought more things when I had a job.

Turns out the dampness in the bottom of my purse that I thought was spilled soy sauce was actually the juice of a rotting nectarine. Oh, ladies and their handbags!

My roommate is in his room smoking pot while I’m in the kitchen making hempseed granola. I’m going to surprise him with a cashew yogurt parfait when he wakes up from his koma with the munchies.

Must remember that the majority of strangers that stop me on the street asking for help are not God testing my love towards mankind. They are just people preventing me from crossing the street on the walk signal.

pamsspeakeasy:

Justin Townes Earle
Pam Connolly photo

Wouldn’t have slept on this guy for so long if I’d known how many awesome pairs of glasses he owns.

pamsspeakeasy:

Justin Townes Earle

Pam Connolly photo

Wouldn’t have slept on this guy for so long if I’d known how many awesome pairs of glasses he owns.

This Barbara Jordan statue wears lensless glasses.

This Barbara Jordan statue wears lensless glasses.

Most of the #hilarious posts I’m seeing are barely worth a #heh.

If 30 is the new 18, I’m going to start living like I’m 15.6.