Most of the #hilarious posts I’m seeing are barely worth a #heh.
If 30 is the new 18, I’m going to start living like I’m 15.6.
Kid drew a chalklate donut on the pavement.
When I ate meat, I always took a bite out of each chicken nugget to make sure the last one I ate was the best one. Now I do the same thing with watermelon.
Do thugs make an exception in prison showers?